It is July 16th as I cruise into Los Angeles as the sun starts to break through the clouds. The sky has a beautiful flush of orange and red, more so than usual. I begin to realize this is probably due to the severe pollution. As the plane taxis it’s way to the gate, I suddenly realize that we are 50 minutes ahead of schedule. How this is possible, I don’t know. Needless to say I am disappointed, as I will be waiting ’til 11:30 am for my sister to arrive via San Francisco. I should also mention it is now 5:30 am.
A man named Darren has sat next to me the whole flight, and he informs me his wife works for Delta Airlines, the company which we are both flying with for our journey to Los Angeles from Kahului airport in Maui. Upon landing, he tells me that he is being picked up by his mother. Apparently he relocated to Maui from LA years ago. He also tells me he has 3 sons, 2 of which are my age/ older than me. This boggles my mind, because this man surely cannot be older than 45. I later find out his 13 year old son is attempting to get recognition for skateboarding, and that his middle child who is 21, is attempting to become a BMX pro-biker. I nod at this information as he delivers his second piece of information. His 21 year old son just had his first child. He is also married. I find this interesting and asks if that’s his first grandchild. He says no. I discover he also has a 28 year old son, who also has a child. He then tells me that he’s 49. I am perplexed by this young grandfather, and about an hour of conversation about hockey while he waits for his mother, we say goodbye.
8:30 am rolls around, I am TIRED. 3 hours to go. I have manage to source out some coffee and it tastes like cigarettes and everything that is wrong with America. I eat a pre-packaged tuna sandwich and contemplate passing out beneath the coffee shop’s cash register. Instead I pay the overpriced $7.99 to use tmobile’s hotspot for 24 hours.
As I sit against the wall, laptop plugged in so I can take advantage of my waste of money. Entertainment for the next 3 hours. Sweet.
My sister finally arrives and we get into a shuttle. As we drive through the freeway into downtown LA, I can’t help but notice the immense smog as I see ‘HOLLYWOOD’ across the santa monica mountains in the fuzzy distance.
The drive continues as to women yak away on their phones, enough for the minivan to hear. Apparently one of the women has arranged to go on a tour, and the man arranging the drives has told her that she will arrive by noon. We are still nowhere near downtown as the clock ticks over to 12:05 pm. Needless to say, she is not happy and decides to yell into the phone that the driver still has no idea when she will get there.
Upon dropping off one of the passengers, she decides to announce to the woman sitting behind her (whom she was obviously not associated with), that the company will be hearing from her, and states that she is from out of town. The woman is clearly uncomfortable with the situation and nods along.
As we get out of the shuttle when we reach the hotel, I inform the driver that the man who organized the ride has promised me I may use MasterCard. He informs me NOW (after this woman has thrown a fit in the vehicle that she is running behind), that it will take him awhile to process my card. I clumsily shove bills together to avoid the maniac in the car chasing me down with a machete. He thanks me, and my sister and I enter the hotel. Upon entering, I realize that I have mistakenly shoved a $10 bill in his hand, believing it was a $1 bill. Fucking green bills that all look the same. Upon having $60, I realize I now have $6. I am upset and I haven’t been in downtown LA for more than 10 minutes.
I look up from my wallet and realize I have walked into the 80s. I can’t explain it. Maybe it was the brown tiling that oddly resembled my local swimming pool before it got renovated, or perhaps it was the fact that the pillars around the hotel were cement, painted dirty white. Regardless, I was surprised.
I approach the desk, and tell the front desk agent that I am checking in. She looks me over once and flicks her eyes back to the computer, asking for my name. I tell her my name, and she quickly looks it up in the computer, informing me that my check-in date was in fact yesterday, and as a result I have been penalized with the room charge for the room, as well as having lost my reservation. I tell her that 2 weeks prior (actually 3 weeks, but I was in a dream-like state as a result of exhaustion), that I had modified my reservation upon realizing that I was taking an overnight flight. She repeats back that I had been charged for the previous night. This woman is not listening to me and I am becoming quickly frustrated. Trying not to lose my temper, I inform her that I am aware that my reservation was initially reserved for the previous night, and that I had changed it. She tells me that there is no note on the reservation, and that I am being charged. I then ask her to speak to reservations. She tells me I will have to speak to reservations myself. She hands me my keys and I head up to the room, seething with exhaustion and rage.
As I get to my room, I realize that it is in a pie slice shape, and that the desk and tv stand are pushed together, leaving minimal room to enter through the small hallway to the door. The bathroom is on the narrow end of the pie shape, and I realize that if you leave the door to the bathroom half open, you are unable to exit the room. I am by no means satisfied by the size of my room but my thoughts are interrupted when the telephone rings.
It is the front desk agent again, telling me there is another woman on the line to assist me with my issue. As she gets off the phone I am speaking to a woman who is potentially less helpful than the last. As she asks all the same questions and I give her all the same answers, she repeats what the front desk agent is saying. I then tell her that all I know is that I had previously changed my reservation. She tells me she is going to do a ‘courtesy’ wave just this once. I want to tell her that she’s a fucking hero. I resist. I tell her ‘thank you’ and hang up the phone.
I immediately want to cry out of exhaustion and stress but instead I keel over and pass out in the bed. My sister offers to bring me food and I nod in silence as my eyes shut.
